Queen Of Dirt

You know, I thought the Bratz dolls were bad enough. NowParis Hilton has a doll. Thats just what young kids need. A Paris doll. Does it come with a table to dance on?

Probably the funniest thing about the doll though is how much it looks nothing like her. Its like they made a fugged up Lindsay doll, LL wasn’t interested so they slapped Paris’s mug on the packaging.

Cause she’ll promote anything.

But seriously if you’re going to have a Paris doll, you should at least keep it real. And market it to teenage boys.

Hey, whatever happened to her big philanthrophy plan? Remember that? I do. Barely.

This movie looks absolutely hideous. (No pun intended). Oh god. The Hottie & The Nottie movie actually looks worse than you would imagine.

And parts of the trailer actually made me naseous.

Was the toenail scene really neccessary? That’s justgross.

Here’s Paris at the premiere looking like she belongs in the “fake tan hall of fame”… or, on top of a cake, or a doily… Something ridiculous. Oh and that really hot chick next to her? She played the Nottie. Which explains why they had to make her look like a drooling garbage pail kid in the movie…

Oh and, here is Paris completely ruining my girl-crushand a great show. In one fell swoop. Yup, Paris is going to guest on the L Word.