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Archive for August, 2008

Paris Hilton ruins movies. Makeup-artists credibility. And lesbians.

by admin on Aug.10, 2008, under Entertainment

This movie looks absolutely hideous. (No pun intended). Oh god. The Hottie & The Nottie movie actually looks worse than you would imagine.

And parts of the trailer actually made me naseous.

Was the toenail scene really neccessary? That’s justgross.

Here’s Paris at the premiere looking like she belongs in the “fake tan hall of fame”… or, on top of a cake, or a doily… Something ridiculous. Oh and that really hot chick next to her? She played the Nottie. Which explains why they had to make her look like a drooling garbage pail kid in the movie…

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Oh and, here is Paris completely ruining my girl-crushand a great show. In one fell swoop. Yup, Paris is going to guest on the L Word.

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When Paris Hilton is a character on a show, that might just be the show’s jumping-the-shark point. Sadness.




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